Pauly Shore is pathetic. Putting him into a movie that is supposedly aimed at being humorous and patriotic should be considered against the law. They did it. And it achieved an entire new level of suck factor.

May you never find yourself bored enough to watch this film just to say you've seen it. That's the trap I fell into one boring Sunday morning. You have been warned. It is a war out there, as O-dagg surely knows.