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July 26, 2003

Posted by Michael at 10:55 PM
OUR RATING: (Worst) 1 out of 5 score.
Johnny English

Well, this film has at least one thing going for it. It just broke new ground! Announcing the very first review to attain the coveted 1 out of 5 rating. This movie was flat out horrible. Now, to be fair, there were a few amusing scenes --
Mr. Bean
(the amazon link leads to some of his hilarious work!) is a funny man, to be sure. The forced injection of a few doses of humor into this mortally wounded movie was just not enough to save it from being a complete waste of time to watch.

Entirely skipping this movie is advised, unless you are extremely bored or possibly intoxicated. Highly intoxicated. The worst part about seeing this film? In the same theater, just a few screens away, a special ALTERNATE version of 28 Days Later was playing with an entirely different ending. To think I forgot all about the alternate release tonight and end up blowing good money on this Johnny Trash garbage -- it hurts.

2 comments for Johnny English    (scroll down to post a comment)
       Michael wrote:

alexhorre: i replied to jonny english
michael: oh did u
michael: i am astonished you would waste time typing about that movie
michael: it was painful jsut for me to write a review
alexhorre: im eating ice cream
alexhorre: so i figured wtf

       - Michael on July 28, 2003 02:41 PM
       alex wrote:

I wanted to shoot myself half way through this film. His fake attempt to act retarded during the cemetery scene was a complete joke. After forcing myself to sit through it, I did encounter an enjoyable resurrection from is muscle relaxing serum skit.

       - alex on July 28, 2003 02:39 PM

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