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August 23, 2003

Posted by Michael at 06:37 PM | Comments (0) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (O.K.) 3 out of 5 score.
Knockaround Guys

The first time I saw this film was in a theater setting. Now, writing this review after seeing it on digital cable ... I still think it is a decent flick. John Malkovich plays a believeable mob mini-boss and his deception is entertaining.

I think the film lacks when it finally ties things together, almost in an instant, like the main character is so smart -- when, really, his character is dumb as a friggin' rock. Good ol' Vin benefits this movie by pouring his trademark can of whoop-ass into the mix, for good measure.

August 21, 2003

Posted by Michael at 06:46 PM | Comments (8) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (O.K.) 3 out of 5 score.
Jeepers Creepers 1

I am actually writing this review a few hours before seeing the sequel. Honestly, this movie was not very good at all. But the main protaganist in this series is amusing, disgusting, and fun. Yay. I never saw this first one in the theater, but I caught it on digital cable. We also rented it a few weeks ago for everyone else to see. Give it a try.

And, you just can't beat that theme song, now can you? "Jeepers... creepers... where'd you get those..."

July 29, 2003

Posted by Michael at 06:03 PM | Comments (0) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (O.K.) 3 out of 5 score.
Sexy Beast

For some odd reason, I have watched this film a few times on digital cable. I find it entertaining to watch every once and awhile. The plot is somewhat basic, the scenary in Spain is nice, and the premise is one of interest.

I would not recommend this movie for anyone's collection, but it is worth watching once or twice on television. If you have a bit of time to spare.

July 20, 2003

Posted by Michael at 06:12 PM | Comments (0) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (Worst) 1 out of 5 score.
Gay Crocodile Dundee DOES Los Angeles

Crocodile Dundee in LA? They might as well called it Cock Dundee Does Los Angeles. I caught this on digital cable one morning. Allow me to explain how extremely bored I was to have to sit through this movie. EXTREMELY BORED.

It makes me somewhat sad to see how they have turned Crocodile Dundee into an almost queer-like flop like this. Even the box cover looks like it was designed by the crew from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy or what have you.

Posted by Michael at 05:21 PM | Comments (0) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (Sucks) 2 out of 5 score.
Eight Legged Freaks

This movie was not the worst movie ever. I give it that much. It is actually bad to the point of being entertaining. Kari Wuhrer is rather cute, while running amuck with a shot gun. That's about it. I think I saw this horrible film on the same boring day I saw another horrible movie out of extreme boredom.

Don't even think about purchasing this movie. Unless you really want it, then please click the picture to purchase it from Amazon.com so I can at least make a little money from your foolishness. Thank you.

July 13, 2003

Posted by Michael at 06:29 PM | Comments (0) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (Worst) 1 out of 5 score.
In The Army Now

Pauly Shore is pathetic. Putting him into a movie that is supposedly aimed at being humorous and patriotic should be considered against the law. They did it. And it achieved an entire new level of suck factor.

May you never find yourself bored enough to watch this film just to say you've seen it. That's the trap I fell into one boring Sunday morning. You have been warned. It is a war out there, as O-dagg surely knows.

Posted by Michael at 05:52 PM | Comments (1) | Entry Link
OUR RATING: (O.K.) 3 out of 5 score.

This movie lacked action and a few other things that we normally look for in a movie. What ever components are missing though, are made up for with a great story and a few things that give it an almost Fight-Club-Vibe. Which is an excellent thing to have going for a movie.

Not worth purchasing though, it is best to rent it, or rent it for a night via digital broadband cable; like I did. I'd rather watch Fight Club again, though.

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